Biden Says Released Detainees More Focused on Climate Change Than Jihad

WASHINGTON – While speaking to seniors about shotgun ownership at the Eternal Cul-de-Sac retirement home in Bethesda this morning, Vice President Biden was interrupted several times with questions about President Obama releasing five Guantanamo detainees in exchange for American prisoner, Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl. Each time the vice president brought the conversation back to the advantages of owning a shotgun, another person would ask about the prisoner exchange. When it became evident his shotgun sales pitch was landing on deaf ears the vice president addressed his audience’s questions. “Look folks,” Biden sighed, “I know ya’ll have seen the news about the heroic efforts of President Obama bringing our American soldier back home, but today I’m eager to talk about the safety and security that comes with having a loaded double-barrel under your bed.” “Why did our president let those terrorists go?” cried an elderly woman from the back of the room. “President Obama didn’t just let those fellas go, my Dear, he exchanged them for an American soldier who’d been held captive by the Taliban for five years.” “So we send them five more Talibans for a soldier who deserted?” Biden smiled at the woman who’d asked the question. “In regards […]